Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti
Sochti Hai Zyaada, Kam Woh Samajhti Hai
Sochti Hai Zyaada, Kam Woh Samajhti Hai
Dil Kuch Kehta Hai, Kuch Aur Hi Karti Hai
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti

Sochti Hai Zyaada Kam Woh Samajhti Hai
Dil Kuch Kehta Hai, Kuch Aur Hi Karti Hai
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti

Pyaar Usse Bhi Hai Magar Shuruaat Tumhi Se Chaahe
Khud Mein Uljhi Uljhi Hai Par Baalon Ko Suljhaaye
I Mean You Are All The Same Yaar
Hum Achche Dost Hain Magar Us Nazar Se Tumko Dekha Nahin
Woh Sab Toh Theek Hai Par Is Baare Mein Maine Socha Nahin

Sabse Alag Ho Tum Yeh Kehke Paas Tumhaare Aaye
Aur Kuchh Din Mein Tum Mein Alag Sa Kuchh Bhi Na Usko Bhaaye
Uff Yeh Kaisi Shirt Pehente Ho
Yeh Kaise Baal Kataate Ho

Gaadi Tez Chalaate Ho
Tum Jaldi Mein Kyon Khaate Ho, Give Me A Break!

Tumhein Badalne Ko Paas Woh Aati Hai
Tumhein Mitaane Ko Jaal Bichaati Hai
Baaton Baaton Mein Tumhein Phasaati Hai
Pehle Hasaati Hai Phir Bada Rulaati Hai
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti

Itna Hi Khud Se Khush Ho Toh Peeche Kyon Aate Ho
Phool Kabhi Toh Hazaar Tohfe Aakhir Kyon Laate Ho
Apna Naam Nahin Bataaya Aapne
Coffee Peene Chalenge
Main Aapko Ghar Chhod Doon

Phir Kab Milengi

Bikhra Bikhra Bematlab Sa, Toota Phoota Jeena
Aur Kehte Ho Alag Se Hain Hum Taan Ke Apna Seena
Bheega Toliya Kahin Farsh Pe
Toothpaste Ka Dhakkan Kahin

Kal Ke Mauje Ulat Ke Pehne

Waqt Ka Kuch Bhi Hosh Nahin
Jeene Ka Tumko Dhang Sikhlaati Hai
Tumhein Jaanwar Se Insaan Banaati Hai
Uske Bina Ek Pal Reh Na Sakoge Tum
Usko Pata Hai Yeh Keh Na Sakoge Tum
Isliye Ladkiyaan Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti
Isliye Ladkiyaan Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti

Jaane Kaun Kaun Se Din Woh Tumko Yaad Dilaaye
Pyar Ko Chahe Bhool Bhi Jaaye, Tarikhein Na Bhulaaye
First March Ko Nazar Milayi, Char April Ko Main Milne Aayi
Ikkis May Ko Tumne Chhua Tha, Cheh June Mujhe Kuch Hua Tha
Ladkon Ka Kya Hai Kisi Bhi Mod Pe Woh Mud Jaayein
Abhi Kisi Ke Hain, Abhi Kisi Aur Se Woh Jud Jaayein
Tumhaare Mummy Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Hain, Great! Main Aa Jaon
Tumhaari Friend Akeli Ghar Ja Rahi Hai, Bechari! Main Chhod Aaoon

Ek Haan Kehne Ko Kitna Tahlaati Hai
Thak Jaate Hain Hum Woh Jee Behlati Hai
Woh Sharmati Hai Kabhi Chupaati Hai
Ladki Jo Haan Keh De Usse Nibhaati Hai

Isliye Ladkiyaan Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti

Isliye Ladkiyaan Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti

Na na na

Isliye Ladkiyaan Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti

Isliye Ladkiyaan Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti

Alright alright iss mein jhagadne ki kya baat hai yaar...

Pehle pehle bhawre jaise paas paas mandraayein

Arre but I...

Phir busy hoon kehkar tumko woh tarkaayein

Come on Rhea...

Samjha karo darling aaj bohot kaam hai

Arre meri bhi toh suno...

Door hua toh kya dil mein tumhaara naam hai

Oh wow...

Jiss chehre par marte hain woh boring ho jaaye

I'm not listening to you...

Kuch hi din mein nazrein inki idhar udhar mandraayein

I'm not listening to you...

Sirf pyaar se zindagi nahin chalti

Ok I'm not with her...

Tum interior decoration ka course kyon nahin karti

Ok that’s it!